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Khamis, 21 Julai 2011

Mat Salleh Belajor Melayu

PEMBACA
Sayes orang's barus disinis dimanas sayas berasal's dari belanda's yaaahh...Okeys sayas ada sedikit's2 mempelajari bahase melayu, tetapi kann saya tidak akan faham pade beberape perekataaan ini seperti di bawah's...ahakssss...kalau's salah silas lahs ajari saya yas...ahaksss ahaksss ahakssss...lalalaa~~


Computer terminology = BM vs BI…..Haru jadinya kalau cenggini
Some computer terms translated to BM,
Don’t you think that computer terminology in Bahasa Malaysia is really weird?
Cakera Keras = Hard Disk
Tetikus = Mouse
Papan Kunci = Keyboard
CD-ROM = Cakera Padat Ingatan Melalui Pembacaan (CP-IMP) – Isn’t that bit too much to ingat? Try pronouncing that without twisting your tongue or pausing to think. IMPs?
Monitor = What’s the term for this? KETUA DARJAH?
Modem = Could it be called “PEMPEND” <– PEModulasi, PENDemodulasi?
Motherboard = “Papan Ibu” probably? Maybe the best motherboards can be awarded the “Papan Ibu Mithali” then?
Sound Card = Kad Bunyi?
Sound Blaster = Peletup Bunyi?
Pipeline Burst Cache = Duite Garisan Paip Meletup?
Local Bus = Bas Tempatan? Sounds good to me.
VESA Local Bus = Bas Tempatan VESA?
Flatbed = Katil leper? OR Katil Rumah Pangsa (Flat)?
WWW = Sarang labah-labah Selebar Dunia (SSD)? Sounds quite convincing to me.
Then what would you call daughterboards? Papan anak perempuan? That sounds a little kinky for me . What about SIMMs and DIMMs and such…?
*laf* wonder what would you call ink jets then - Pancutan Dakwat???
What about “Plug and Play [tm]“? Hmmm..Plug and play….Cucuk dan Main??? Somehow I think not.
Joystick = Batang Gembira or Batang Ria?? Damn obscene man!! KUHEK KUHEK!!!

Eden mahu terkucel...betul tak's sleng's eden???ahaksss ;)

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